Apparently the Japanese used to use fleas infected with bubonic plague to bomb people.
That’s evil. It’s not exactly something you can… flea from.
So how's the grilled corn?
I love it! It's a-maize-ing!
This has to stop.
Could you look up a garlic naan recipe to go with the curry I'm making?
Sure, I actually own a cookbook all about South Asian flatbreads!
It's a naan-fiction book.
When mushrooms get married, one never takes the name of the other. They always hypaenate.
I loved that one
This printer is now called Bob Marley because it’s always ‘jammin’
So what’s yourstar sign?